officialunitedstates:

it’s 4:20 you know what that means.  time to go out and milk the cows.  life on a pennsylvanian farm is tough but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

waltrewhite:

barack speaks for all of us

(Source: frankunderwoods)

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Anonymous Asked
QuestionBrUH THERE USED TO BE A TRAIN STATION IN MY TOWN BUT THEY STOPPED LOADING CATTLE ON TRAINS AND NOW ITS GONE HOW DO I GET IT BACK Answer

officialunitedstates:

you can’t do anything about it.  our government is a sham and the people don’t have any power to stop them

rhinosarahs:

Career goal: Puppy Bowl referee.
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blackfemalepresident:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

somebody make a beat outta this and rap over it

(Source: someone-inconspicuous)

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spaceandtimeandalex:

Tracy Beaker memes :’) why do I find them so funny? ahahah

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: the Naruto German opening